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Rant: Jail Paris Hilton!

Jail Paris Hilton

It seems that an e-petition to keep the the rich slapper Paris Hilton out of jail has been started.

The petition itself states that: “Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.”

It also claims “She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives.”

What the…?!

So Hilton didn’t manage to kill anyone this time – to me that’s a matter of LUCK not good judgement. Provides people with excitement?? Whoever wrote this must live a life that’s so mundane that a looming death would have great appeal!

This is yet another example of how the sad wanker brigade is not only breeding at a terrifying rate, but is now mutating into horrible new clones!

You might think I’m getting this whole issue way out of proportion but I have several reasons why this chaps my ass:-

First and foremost, I’ve seen first-hand the results of drunk driving. Believe me, after you’ve seen bits of someone’s brains and skull spread all over the road after being thrown through the windscreen of a vehicle being driven by a drunk, your attitude to the whole drink-driving issue changes markedly.

Secondly, for many years the US (and to a lesser extent the UK) justice system has been subverted by the rich at the expense of the rest of us. It’s not about who’s innocent or guilty but about who can afford the smarmiest lawyer. That has GOT to change!

Thirdly, rather than demonstrate any genuine remorse or regret, Hilton has shown her contempt for the justice system, a) by signing a document acknowledging she was not allowed to drive (and then driving), b) by failing to enroll in an alcohol education programme by a court-ordered deadline and c) by not even managing to arrive at court on time.

Frankly, it’s about time that wealthy non-entities like Hilton were brought to book.

So please sign one or more of the petitions below and let’s send this spoilt rich bitch to the slammer where she belongs!

Update: The judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail, but just 3 days after her jail term began, Hilton’s lawyers managed to weasel her out on the grounds of some unspecified medical condition bollocks. Fortunately, the judge didn’t buy it and sent her back to the slammer.

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9 Comments for: Rant: Jail Paris Hilton!

  1. Visitor Comment # 1
    Jorja Hudson : (Visitor)

    Jail her now!

  2. Visitor Comment # 2
    Elizabeth Rodgers : (Visitor)

    Privileges come hand in hand with responsibility.

  3. Visitor Comment # 3
    Andrea Simmons : (Visitor)


  4. Visitor Comment # 4
    Mike Welch : (Visitor)

    Yeah, but even when she does the time, she’ll still be in a celeb cell away from general population

  5. Visitor Comment # 5

    Send the slapper to the slammer!
    nuff said

  6. Visitor Comment # 6
    Gary Bushell : (Visitor)

    I was appalled when she was released after only 3 days for some unspecified: `medical condition` and i cheered mighily when the judge threw her back in the clink.

  7. Visitor Comment # 7
    Marcus : (Visitor)

    if you cant do the time, dont do the crime!

  8. Visitor Comment # 8

    Serves the old trout right

  9. Visitor Comment # 9
    Graeme : (Visitor)

    Some things cant be bought

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