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Bad day

Just a Farmer

An ode…

It’s fucking dawn,I fucking start
No time to eat or fucking fart
it’s sure as hell no fucking art
on fucking orchards

Fucking stakes and fucking posts
fucking wires and fucking ropes
I must be just a fucking dope
to work on orchards

Fucking clips and fucking ties
fucking pine tar in my eyes
it makes me want to cry
on fucking orchards

Fucking mowing, fucking spraying
and fertilizer laying
fucking weather’s got me praying
on fucking orchards

Fucking rules and fucking regs
made up by fucking dregs
do in my fucking head
on fucking orchards

Fucking tractors breaking down
fucking tanks leaks nearly drown
and shit the water’s BROWN!
on fucking orchards

Another day is fucking done
and down has gone the fucking sun
it ain’t a lot of fucking fun
on fucking orchards

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