I recently read that Ryanair is considering the idea of charging passengers to use the toilet, on Ryanair flights.

What I want to know is…what exactly are they going to do if someone needs to use the bog and can’t or won’t pay? I don’t imagine that passengers will be very pleased when some hapless victim of this ludicrous policy is forced to relieve themselves on their own seat.

And I bet they don’t mention THAT in their ads. )

Meanwhile, perhaps this is next on the: “things-we-can-use-to-screw-money-out-of-the-feckin-eijits” list that is allegedly required reading for all Ryanair execs:-

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