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		<title>Idiot Sightings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 07:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They don't just walk among us...they are surrounding us!  Forget weeping for the future...weep for the PRESENT. <p><a href="http://bandannaclub.com/blogwp/2013/05/19/idiot-sightings/">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine sent me the following recently. What can you say but &#8230; weep for the <b>PRESENT</b> (especially in St Albans!)</p>
<p><strong>Idiot Sighting 1</strong><br />
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My daughter and I went to the McDonald&#8217;s check-out to pay our bill and I gave the clerk a &pound;5 note. Our total bill was &pound;4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence piece.</p>
<p>She said, &#8216;You gave me too much money.&#8217;</p>
<p>I said, &#8216;Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.&#8217;</p>
<p>She sighed and went to get the Manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said &#8216;We&#8217;re sorry but we do not do that kind of thing.&#8217; and then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.<br />
<em>Do not confuse the clerks at McDonald&#8217;s in St Albans , Hertfordshire!</em>
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