No offense love, but why are you still here? Why are we still seeing you on the news?

Why are you still turning up on the TV, with gormless journos asking for your views?

When you don’t dance you don’t sing, you don’t do a bloody thing
there’s no telling where your talent might begin

but still your mug appears, god knows how many years
after that stupid bloody show you didn’t win

No offense love, but what’s it all about, tell me just how long do you expect…

to drag this spurious situation out, please bugger off and get some self respect!