Facts of Life

Phil — Mon, 03 Oct 2016 10:15:53 +0000

A few words of wisdom…

“If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot”
“The fact that there is a HIGHWAY to hell and a STAIRWAY to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic volumes”
“My people skills are fine. It’s just my tolerance to idiots that needs work”
“I’m only responsible for what I SAY; not for what you UNDERSTAND”
“So…when is this ‘old enough to know better’ supposed to kick in?”
“Have you ever listened to someone and thought: who ties your shoelaces for you?”
“Be careful when you follow the masses…sometimes the ‘M’ is silent”
Don’t confuse my PERSONALITY with my ATTITUDE…
my personality is WHO I am
my attitude depends on who YOU are”
“I NEVER argue. I just explain why I am right”
“I speak my mind, because it hurts to bit my tongue all the time”
“Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a lunatic asylum.
Then I take a look around and realize…maybe I already AM”