A few words of wisdom…

• “If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot”
• “The fact that there is a HIGHWAY to hell and a STAIRWAY to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic volumes”
• “My people skills are fine.  It’s just my tolerance to idiots that needs work”
• “I’m only responsible for what I SAY; not for what you UNDERSTAND”
• “So…when is this ‘old enough to know better’ supposed to kick in?”
• “Have you ever listened to someone and thought: who ties your shoelaces for you?”
• “Be careful when you follow the masses…sometimes the ‘M’ is silent”
• Don’t confuse my PERSONALITY with my ATTITUDE…
  my personality is WHO I am
  my attitude depends on who YOU are”
• “I NEVER argue.  I just explain why I am right”
• “I speak my mind, because it hurts to bit my tongue all the time”
• “Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a lunatic asylum.
  Then I take a look around and realize…maybe I already AM”